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As follow-up to my article “Western Conference: Restrict the NBA” — three months later — I have updated the non-conference standings for all NBA teams below. I added the current record (as of March 7, 2007) and the current non-conference record to the numbers tabulated on December 10, 2006. (The current records are in bold.)
Eastern Conference
Cavaliers 35-25 (15-9) / 12-7 (4-1)
Magic 29-33 (12-13) / 15-7 (7-2)
Bucs 22-39 (11-13) / 8-12 (5-4)
Pistons 37-21 (11-10) / 13-7 (4-5)
Pacers 29-30 (9-16) / 11-11 (3-4)
Hawks 22-39 (10-15) / 8-11 (2-4)
Knicks 28-34 (11-13) / 8-14 (3-5)
Heat 30-29 (13-13) / 8-11 (3-6)
Celtics 17-42 (6-18) / 6-13 (1-4)
76ers 22-38 (8-18) / 5-14 (1-4)
Wizards 34-25 (12-12) / 9-11 (1-4)
Bulls 35-27 (11-15) / 10-10 (1-7)
Bobcats 22-39 (8-18) / 5-15 (1-8)
Nets 28-33 (7-17) / 7-12 (1-8)
Raptors 32-29 (10-15) / 7-13 (1-8)
Western Conference
Suns 46-14 (24-4) / 13-6 (6-0)
Clippers 29-31 (13-11) / 10-9 (3-0)
Rockets 36-24 (16-6) / 14-6 (9-1)
Spurs 43-18 (17-7) / 15-6 (6-2)
Jazz 41-19 (17-7) / 15-5 (5-2)
Mavericks 51-9 (19-3) / 14-6 (5-2)
Lakers 33-28 (14-14) / 17-6 (5-2)
Hornets 28-33 (12-12) / 9-10 (5-2)
Nuggets 29-29 (16-8) / 11-7 (7-3)
SuperSonics 25-35 (13-12) / 10-11 (6-4)
Timberwolves 27-33 (11-11) / 10-9 (3-2)
Kings 28-32 (14-11) / 9-10 (4-3)
Warriors 27-35 (13-16) / 10-11 (2-2)
Grizzlies 15-46 (6-17) / 5-15 (4-6)
Trail Blazers 25-36 (10-15) / 8-14 (4-7)
As of today, March 7, 2007, the Eastern Conference teams are 154-215 (.417), which is a little better than their 38-74 (.339) record almost three months ago. The Western Conference teams are playing .583 basketball against the east – they were playing .661 basketball back in December. These numbers are still staggering, although, not nearly as much as they were earlier in the season. Basically, since December 10, 2006, the Eastern Conference teams have “amped” it up and are 116-141 (.451) against the west. Still, at this time, only 3 of the 15 Western Conference teams have a losing record against Eastern Conference teams. (And one of them, the Memphis Grizzles, completely fell apart against the east.)
Out east, only Detroit and Cleveland have winning records against the west — can you say Eastern Conference championship opponents? What a series that will be — the winner receiving a ticket to lose to the Mavericks, or the Suns, or the Spurs (these three teams combining for a Jordan-like .811 record against the east). Of course, my prediction may fail if the Spurs beat down the Mavericks again — only losing by a couple of calls — and Dallas goes on to embarrass themselves again in the finals.
We’ll return at the end of the season…
March 7th, 2007
I apologize that it has been so long. I promise to be more consistent and more interesting. (It’s hard to write articles when you spend your time reading The Audacity of Hope — trying to figure out what Mr. Obama’s views really are.)
For now, let me leave you with the two things that scare me moving ahead in 2007…


Well, once the first pitch is thrown in St. Louis — on Sunday April 1st at 8:05 pm (New York time) – by Chris Carpenter to Jose Reyes (likely a strike-out or a triple) and the Republican and Democrat primary polls really start making sense — this blog will finally get going…
March 7th, 2007
I know it has been a while — but because of this subject matter – I have to keep this short (although, not so sweet)…
The New York Giants 2006 National Football League Schedule (with commentary):
September 9, 2006 — Indianapolis — What should have been a win; only to allow Eli’s older brother (that’s the one from those bad commercials) to march down the field to beat them…Lost 26-21
September 17, 2006 — at Philadelphia — The beginning of what looked to be a great season with some overtime heroics…Won 30-24
September 24, 2006 — at Seattle — A blowout early, some fantasy points for Eli late…Lost 42-30
October 8, 2006 — Washington — An easy win when healthy…Won 19-3
October 15, 2006 — at Atlanta — Control Vick, gain momentum…Won 27-14
October 23, 2006 — at Dallas – The last game most Giant fans enjoyed…Won 36-22
October 29, 2006 — Tampa Bay — Boring…Won 17-3
November 5, 2006 — Houston — Why did they win by four?; actually, they almost lost…Won 14-10 (Note: Giants are 6-2)
November 12, 2006 — Chicago — A chance to go 7-2, show the country they are for real and become the favorite for a bye; a missed field goal touchdown; the beginning of the end of 2006…Lost 38-20
November 20, 2006 – at Jacksonville — Bad loss on Monday Night Football; could they be enjoying such loses on the national stage, no, they were just outplayed…Lost 26-10
November 26, 2006 — at Tennessee — Rock bottom; this game was 21-0 Giants (at least Lloyd Carr, Pete Carroll and Giant fans have something in common)…Lost 24-21
December 3, 2006 — Dallas — At home, the Cowboys, a last second loss, what could be worse — four straight loses…Lost 23-20 (Note: 6-6)
December 10, 2006 — at Carolina — The two coldest team in the league — someone had to win…Won 27-13
December 17, 2006 — Philadelphia — Only an introduction to devastation…Lost 36-22
December 24, 2006 — New Orleans — Okay, the Giants are not a playoff team, please, please, please make this end…Lost 30-7
December 30, 2006 — at Washington — Nope, an embaressing win (yes, they exist) and it is not over yet…Won 34-28
January 7, 2007 — at Philadelphia (Playoffs) — Now it is!; in heartbreaking last-second-field-goal-2006-Giants style…Lost 23-20
January 17th, 2007

As some Americans argued after the 2002 and 2004 elections, we need some “redistricting” … in the NBA (that’s the National Basketball Association). (I reserve judgment on the redistricting of other organizations, such as the House of Representatives.) I believe any Western Conference fan would agree with me — at least in part — based on the following analysis. Each day, basketball fans check the NBA standings in their local newspapers’ sports section (or on the internet) – few the wiser. Most ”standings” list each teams’ wins, loses, and home, away, division and conference record. (Some even offer each team’s current streak.) But none of these sources give fans each team’s non-conference record. What could be a better statistic for comparing the conference as a whole to its brother?
You would think that after the Miami Heat won the championship last year, the Eastern Conference would have a claim as the dominant conference. Not a chance! Do you recall what happened to the best two teams in the league (at least two of the three best) in the playoffs last year? If I recall correctly (I do), the San Antonio Spurs (Timmy!) and the Dallas Mavericks (Dirk!) played in the second round of the playoffs (yes, the second round of a four round playoff system) and the Mavericks prevailed (if you can call it that) in an intense seven game series. So basically, the top two teams in the league were eliminated at that point. (The Mavs just didn’t seem to have it after that series.) The quirk in the rules that allowed the Spurs to play the Mavs so prematurely has allegedly been fixed, although, it really will not matter if the Western Conference — especially the Southwest division — continues to play .700 (that’s 7 out of 10) basketball against its dueling conference.
If this lack of parity continues — and it appears that it will — seven of the legitimate championship contenders could come from the Western Conference. (Three — Houson, Dallas and San Antonio — from the same division.) In the west, we could have three first round matchups in the playoffs that result in the elimnination of three of those contenders. On the other hand, the eastern Orlando Magic, Detroit Pistons or even King James’ Cavaliers — depending on the other two — could walk into the NBA finals unscathed.
Since my local papers omit non-conference records in the sports’ section, my analysis is based on the following data, which lists each teams’ total record at the end of the season’s first quarter (games ending December 10, 2006), along with the teams’ non-conference record in the parenthetical:
Eastern Conference
Cavaliers 12-7 (4-1)
Magic 15-7 (7-2)
Bucs 8-12 (5-4)
Pistons 13-7 (4-5)
Pacers 11-11 (3-4)
Hawks 8-11 (2-4)
Knicks 8-14 (3-5)
Heat 8-11 (3-6)
Celtics 6-13 (1-4)
76ers 5-14 (1-4)
Wizards 9-11 (1-4)
Bulls 10-10 (1-7)
Bobcats 5-15 (1-8)
Nets 7-12 (1-8)
Raptors 7-13 (1-8)
Western Conference
Suns 13-6 (6-0)
Clippers 10-9 (3-0)
Rockets 14-6 (9-1)
Spurs 15-6 (6-2)
Jazz 15-5 (5-2)
Mavericks 14-6 (5-2)
Lakers 17-6 (5-2)
Hornets 9-10 (5-2)
Nuggets 11-7 (7-3)
SuperSonics 10-11 (6-4)
Timberwolves 10-9 (3-2)
Kings 9-10 (4-3)
Warriors 10-11 (2-2)
Grizzlies 5-15 (4-6)
Trail Blazers 8-14 (4-7)
In sum, as of tonight (Sunday, December 10th), the Eastern Conference teams are 38-74 (.339) against the Western Conference teams — which, in turn, are playing .661 basketball against the east (they are basically winning two-thirds the interconference games). At the division level (there are three divisions in each conference), the Southwest division is 29-13 (.690) against the east. Conversely, the Atlantic division is a disgusting 7-29 (.194) against the west. (This “Atlantic” division includes teams from some of the largest markets in the NBA, including New York, Boston and Philadelphia, and also includes a Jason Kidd/Vince Carter Nets team that is 1-8 against the west.) Even the Pacific (besides Kobe and Nash, who plays at 10:30 p.m. EST?) division is dominating the east (20-7). And if you follow basketball, you probably know that the Central division, by far the Eastern Conference’s best division – with the Detroit Pistons, the Jordan Bulls, the Chosen One in Cleveland and the Indiana Pacers (all four with winning records) – still only boasts a 17-21 record against the west.
Honestly, I feel for fans in New Orleans (or is it Oklahoma City?) and Seattle. Both of their teams have losing records and would be non-playoff teams if it was April, but they combine for an impressive 11-6 record against the east. Not to mention — if the good-but-not-great Suns moved to Maine, they could probably win an unprecedented 75 games — scoring 100 in every game — in the east’s Atlantic where the first-place Nets are 7-12
Bottom line — the NBA needs to redistrict its conferences (just like the MLB and NFL).
December 10th, 2006
After this past Saturday night’s upset of USC (Sorry OJ), rumors were flowing regarding who would play the Ohio State Buckeyes in the college football BCS National Championship Game on January 8, 2007. (For those of you out of touch, college football in the United States does not use a playoff format; instead, it uses a dumbfounded formula to decide which two colleges are the top two in the country for championship game purposes.) This formula is known as the Bowl Championship Series (or BCS). At the end of the college football season, it is used to determine the teams that will play in the BCS bowl games (the Rose Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, the Fiesta Bowl and the Orange Bowl), but most importantly, which teams will play for the championship. Clearly, this system is flawed. (For example, if there are three undefeated teams, this system will only allow for two of the three teams to play for the championship — see Auburn, 1994 [Actually, it was 2004 -- good call Bill].) At the end of this year’s college football season, there were two undefeated teams, Ohio State and Boise State. (Boise State did not finish in the top two of the BCS, thus, cannot play in the championship game.) The number two slot came down to two legitimate one-loss contenders — the Florida Gators and the Michigan Wolverines.

To the chagrin of both Ann Coulter and Dick Gephardt, the Gators finished second (and will play the Buckeyes) and the Wolverines finished third (earning a trip to th Rose Bowl versus USC). So, how did this happen since the Wolverines are obviously (Note: my opinion) the better football team? It happened for two reasons: the BCS does not incorporate a playoff and two-thirds of the BCS formula can be manipulated by the “human” element.
The current BCS system — as it stands today, December 4, 2006 (check back for updates!) incorporates three “sub-systems” in determining the top 25 teams in the nation. The top two play in the championship game, at a neutral site (this year, at the site of the Fiesta Bowl in Glendale, Arizona). The current BCS formula’s three sub-systems are the (i) Coaches’ Poll, (ii) Harris Poll and (iii) computer rankings.
The Coaches Poll. The USA Today Coaches’ poll is probably the most common college football Division I-A top 25 ranking poll. (Although the AP poll is also pretty well-known, it is no longer used as part of the BCS.) This poll ranks teams based on the votes of college football coaches — currently, 63 head coaches at Division I-A colleges. (Yes, the college football coaches vote for the top college football teams in the country.) Each week, including and most importantly at the end of the college football season, the votes are cast, translated into points. Then, for BCS purposes, each team is assigned a percentage of the possible points it could have received. This year, Ohio State received 1550 of a maximum 1550 points (1.000%), Florida received 1470 points (.948%) and Michigan received 1444 points (.932%).
The Harris Poll. The Harris Interactive College Football Poll is the “other” human poll used by the BCS for ranking the top 25 college football teams in the nation. Instead of taking its name by the title of the voters, this poll takes its name from its administrator, Harris Interactive, a market research company that specializes in Internet research. This poll recently replaced the AP poll as part of the BCS. The Harris Poll is comprised of various “humans,” and includes, among others, former players (Terry Bradshaw and Boomer Esiason), college administrators, and current and former media. (Is this the Oscars?) Like the Coaches’ poll, each voter picks the top 25 teams each week. These votes are also converted into points and, again, for BCS purposes, each team is assigned a percentage of the possible points it could have received. This year, Ohio State received 2,824 of a maximum 2,824 points (1.000%), Florida received 2,670 points (.945%) and Michigan received 2,632 points (.932%).
The Computer Average. The non-human component of the BCS includes six computer based ranking systems. These computer systems rank the top 25 teams – assigning the number one team 25 points, number two team 24 points, and so on. To compute the final computer average to be used in the BCS, the highest and lowest ranking for each team is dropped. Therefore, if a team receives five first place votes and one third place vote, it will still end with 100 points (4 x 25). As with the prior two polls, a percentage is produced to incorporate into the BCS final standings. Probably the most important aspect of the computer average is that the individual computer systems take into account the strength of each teams’ schedule. This year, Ohio State received 100 points (1.000%), Florida received 94 points (.940%) and Michigan, tied with Florida in this poll, also received 94 points (.940%). Apparently, the computers realized that Michigan also played a difficult schedule and only lost to the best team in the country — the Buckeyes.
Okay, I know that this is a lot of information, but at least now the BCS should make some sense. (Hopefully to you as I am lost again.) Once each team has been assigned a percentage from each of the three “sub-systems,” the three are averaged and the teams are ranked based on that average. At the end of the regular season (this past weekend), the top two teams are “chosen” to play for the college football championship.
This year, Ohio State (still undefeated) will play Florida (with one loss to Auburn), and the Michigan (with its only loss to number one, undefeated, Ohio State) will have no chance to win the championship, even though its only loss was to the top team in the country — whereas, Florida lost to a two loss Auburn. Since the final BCS results were released, many have speculated that Michigan was ousted because their only loss was to Ohio State last week – albeit by only three points in Columbus, Ohio — and the human voters did not want a rematch between the two teams (which also play in the same conference, the Big Ten). Prior to this past weekend, Michigan was ranked third and Florida was fourth (trailing Michigan by a somewhat large margin in all three polls). On this past Saturday, after number two USC lost to UCLA (knocking itself out of the number two spot in the BCS), Florida defeated Arkansas. While this was going on, the Michigan Wolverines were watching the games on TV — at no fault of their own — since their season ended two weeks prior with the three-point loss to Ohio State. Sunday evening, when the polls were released, Florida jumped Michigan.
In my view, because of the foregoing, the system does not work for college football. Either we need a playoff or someone should just call me and ask who I think are the best two teams. (Who wouldn’t want to see Michigan and Rutgers in the championship?) Now that I have wasted your time with the details of a system that liekly will not last, let me at least provide some weak insight. After analyzing the BCS framework and reviewing some of the raw data for various years — maybe this system could be used for something.
To stick with the current theme of prior articles – why not use the BCS to narrow the choices in a primary election? Think about it. We could use a combination of polls to determine which two of the numerous candidates we want to vote for in a primary election. This could eliminate the dirt that is thrown around within the same political party (Bush v. McCain) — often hurting the party — during the primaries. With only two primary candidates chosen quickly, costs would be cut and the overall election process could be streamlined to allow for increased information dissemination to the public prior to the primary vote and election day. So you may ask, how would the polls work?
A Coaches-like Poll. Instead of coaches, the actual candidates’ campaign managers would vote and rank each candidate in the primary. Each candidate would receive points based on their ranking from the other candidates, and a percentage would be assigned to each. What could be more democratic than having the competing candidates in a particular political party vote for each other? (Actually, I guess having the people vote would be more democratic.)
A Harris-like Poll. I believe this is what Harris does anyway – so we would not even need to change the name. An array of people could be assigned to participate in the vote, similar to the Nelson ratings. Obviously, this poll could be expanded to represent the population – thou shall not disenfranchise.
The Computers. Affectionately called the modem-poll,” six computer ranking systems could be set up to incorporate various factors in ranking the candidates. (I would definitely want a chance to set one of these up.) The computer rankings could various factors, including, experience, voting record, campaign finances, prior misdemeanor and felony convictions, tenure in civil service, filmology, etc.
Okay, maybe this is going too far. I tried to mask my unhappiness in the BCS with politics. Maybe the BCS is just useless. Regardless, I would rather see it make the primary ballots smaller and get rid of those seven-plus-person debates, than diminish the quality of college football in early January…
December 4th, 2006
Fourteen years after George H. W. Bush was denied reelection to the oval office, the New York Yankees’ shortstop, Derek Jeter, was denied a Most Valuable Player (MVP) award. Interestingly, if the United States of America used the Major League Baseball MVP award voting system, we could have had a completely different resulting in the 1992 presidential election. Shall we take a look at the numbers…



In this year’s MVP vote, Justin Morneau of the Minnesota Twins – in case you did not know he is the 2006 Major League Baseball MVP — received 15 first place votes, 8 second place votes, 3 third place votes and 2 fourth place votes (for a total of 320 points). Derek Jeter, of the New York Yankees, received 12 first place votes, 14 second place votes, 1 fourth place vote and 1 sixth place vote (for a total of 306 points). The MVP winner is determined based on the total number of points, not first place votes. Regardless, since there was only 28 voters for this year’s award, the Twin’s Morneau would have won based on a simple majority of first place votes. (He received 15 to Jeter’s 12.) Total points for MVP purposes is determined using the following formula. Each voter ranks 10 players (from first to tenth). The player ranked first on each ballot receives 14 points, the player ranked second receives 9 points, third receives 8 points, and so on (leaving the player ranked tenth with one point). For example, let’s look at David Ortiz, who finished in third place for this year’s MVP award. Big Papi received no first place votes (0 points), 1 second place vote (9 points), 11 third place votes (88 points), 5 fourth place votes (35 points), 7 fifth place votes (42 points), 3 sixth place votes (15 points) and 1 seventh place vote (4 points) — totalling 193 points, a distant third place behind Messrs. Morneau and Jeter.
I have always found this voting methodology both intriguing and fair. But, how would this play out in a presidential election? Most of our recent presidential elections do not have more than two “serious” candidates — but 1992 did. In the 1992 election, William Jefferson Clinton defeated George Herbert Walker Bush by collected 43.0% of the popular vote versus Bush’s 37.4%. (Please note that Clinton did not receive a majority of the popular vote, but still won with the plurality by collecting 370 Electoral College votes – needing only 270.)
Two assumptions must be made to use the MVP award’s tabulation system — (i) there were only five candidates on the ballot in the 1992 presidential election (in reality, there were more, but the top five candiates collected 104,154,416 of the 104,423,923 total votes cast in the 1992 election) and (ii) points will be allocated as follows: seven for a first place vote, five for second place vote, three for third, two for fourth and one for fifth. (I varied the assumptions in calculating the final result and all such results were substantially similar.)
On election day, November 3, 1992, Clinton (along with Albert Arnold “the Internet” Gore, Jr.), collected 44,909,806 votes and Bush, the Republican incumbent (along with James Danforth “what were you thinking” Quayle) collected 39,104,550. Moreover, as far too many forget, that same day, Henry Ross Perot (along with James Bond “007” Stockdale) collected 19,743,821 votes. (The other notables included Andre V. Marrou, the Libertarian candidate, collecting 290,087 votes, and James “Bo” Gritz, the Populist candidate, collecting 106,152 votes.)
Before I go through the numbers, it will also be assumed, based on the utter hatred between democrats and republicans that still exists in this country, that all Clinton voters would vote Bush fifth and all Bush Voters would vote Clinton fifth (can you blame me?), and all other voters would have voted their candidate first and then the remaining votes in the order of the actual tally — Clinton, Bush, Perot, Marrou and then Gritz — except that Perot’s voters would likely vote Bush second and Clinton third. (What was Perot’s party again?) Therefore, after crunching the numbers, the 1992 election could have ended with Clinton receiving 414,685,850 “points” and Bush receiving 418,549,478 “points.”
Could Bush have won in a squeaker?
Nope – not in this election — because Perot would have ended with 559,071,005 points. There you have it, Perot in a landslide!
Final vote tabulation as follows (total voters 104,154,416, using 7,5,3,2,1 MVP system):
Clinton: 44,909,806 (first); 396,239 (second); 19,743,821 (third); 39,104,550 (fifth);
414,685,850 (total).
Bush: 39,104,550 (first); 19,743,821 (second); 396,239 (third); 44,909,806 (fifth);
418,549,478 (total).
Perot: 19,743,821 (first); 84,014,356 (second); 396,239 (fourth);
559,071,005 (total).
Marrou: 290,087 (first); 84,014,356 (third); 19,743,821 (fourth); 106,152 (fifth);
293,667,471 (total).
Gritz: 106,152 (first); 84,014,356 (fourth); 20,033,908 (fifth);
188,805,684 (total).
So if you voted for Ross Perot, or just want to see a third party candidate have a chance, write you Congressman and explain the MVP award’s methodology. All we need is revision to the current electoral college – amendments to force each states’ electoral college representative to vote based on the MVP awards’ methodology. And yes, electoral fractions would be necessary.
November 25th, 2006
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One such reason (and I apologize to Carson Palmer and his friends) is that the University of Southern California (or USC) is the alma mater of Orenthal James Simpson (or OJ, the Juice). Now, I normally would not use this analysis to dictate how to feel on a Saturday night, but this Saturday – I have no shame.
After a few drama filled weeks, we finally found out that our Sony televisions and Barnes & Nobles will not be full of the Juice’s face and a detailed account of a would-be murder, somewhat similar to the “alleged” murder committed by the maid (Minute Maid?). I cannot complain about the last minute rejection, but I must ask – how did it get that far? We were pretty close to hearing and reading about that June 1994 “incident” from the number one suspect (futher publicizing his image) – all while Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown are gone and said suspect still owes their families on a (far less publicized) $33.5 million judgment for wrongful death and battery. (Clearly no “Trial of the Century.”) At least in the eyes of that jury — based on a preponderance of the evidence — he did it. That, along with this recent drama, is enough for me to wear green.
I know well (as many of us do) how happy just another football game can make us. Mr. Simpson does not deserve that happiness. Not this weekend. Not if there is justice. Not after “If I did it,” not even before it. And surely not from his home in Miami — a home that should be a Goldmans. (Professor, please explain the homestead to me again?) Go Mr. Weis. Go-odbye Mr. Simpson.
November 20th, 2006
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